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Glass o' Whiskey.
Jesus CHRIST I fucking despise platformers. But this? This gets a pass for being the best-designed, funniest and weirdest adventure this side of the realm. God imagine if every game was written as well as this.
«Beaten more than once»
You can ignore the plastic-feeling world when you have amazing physics, tuning, vehicles, races, and online events.
I got Forza Horizon 3 as soon as it came out back in 2016. And I still haven't been able to put down the controller for it, and it's halfway through 2018.
Forza Horizon 3 is the most fun I have ever had in an open-world racer since Need For Speed: Carbon. Good on you, Playground Games.
I got Forza Horizon 3 as soon as it came out back in 2016. And I still haven't been able to put down the controller for it, and it's halfway through 2018.
Forza Horizon 3 is the most fun I have ever had in an open-world racer since Need For Speed: Carbon. Good on you, Playground Games.
«Just one more turn»
«Can’t stop playing»
Tight controls, simple yet robust mechanics, a dense & layered apocalyptic story (also very vague), and gorgeous visuals and music make this one of the most surprising delights of recent years. This game was fucking made for the Nintendo Switch.
«OST on repeat»
Easily one of the best narratives in all of gaming, even if the gameplay isn't revolutionary. Not a fun game by any means, oftentimes it feels like trudging through the depths of despair permeated with brief moments of solace but it's just so goddamn powerful.
The first time I started playing this it looked like it was gonna be one hell of a buggy game, BUT after a couple of hours of gameplay I became accustomed to the unique environment that this puzzle game has.
«Can’t stop playing»
Haiku Review: Gravity kick foe / Groan as you go flying by / No lock-on? Why? WHY?
Favorite Thing: Raven. Definitely Raven.
Least Favorite Thing: I don't remember hating the controls so much in the first one but oh boy did I hate them this time around. Fighting is extremely frustrating, almost as frustrating as the lack of a lock-on mechanic.
Date Completed: 2018-08-16
Playtime: ~ 20h
Enjoyment: 5/10 (Dragged way down by those terrible controls)
Recommendation: Only if you're invested in the story or characters from the first Gravity Rush.
Haiku Review: Taking over Earth / Towers will stop the good guys / With a ship to boot
Favorite Thing: A fusion of two genres I don't like make for an enjoyable game!
Least Favorite Thing: There wasn't enough variation in the levels. Most of it felt the same just with different paths.
Date Completed: 2018-08-11
Playtime: ~ 16h
Enjoyment: 7/10
Recommendation: If anything about the game looks appealing to you, give it a try!
Haiku Review: Genetics run wild / A sloth that pukes up candy / Lots of fat beatsies
Favorite Thing: It was weird. In a good way.
Least Favorite Thing: The lack of a smart-click. Why must I right-click -> use everything?
Date Completed: 2018-08-10
Playtime: ~ 5h
Enjoyment: 8/10
Recommendation: Point-and-click fans will definitely enjoy it.
Anyone that says "This game is freaking hard", has never played Battletoads.
«Constantly dying and enjoy it»
I am addicted to FIFA, I feel no shame.
Great game
So fun, This game is a prime example why point and click adventure games are beloved by gamers. I highly recommend it if you're into entertaining silly games.
Everything I wanted it to be and more, truly a special experience. Not to be missed. I loved it so much I beat it twice in the same week.
Let's keep it short and to the point. Witcher 2 is cool! ;)
Yea, I know, these are a very useful review
«Blew my mind»
«Can’t stop playing»
This is the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy before Star Wars Sequel Trilogy was a thing