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Exceptional
Greatest ending in any game EVER.
«That ending!»
This game was bad and scary.
«Buggy as hell»
«Disappointment of the year»
This game is the most boring game I have ever played. It is the disappointment of the year.
«Disappointment of the year»
«Boooring»
Misleading controller support.
Suffers from the same issue of many sidescrolling beat em-ups, namely the utter broken and useless vertical movement that will quickly turn every fight in a frustrating experience.
No amount of beautiful pixel graphics can excuse such basic mechanic flaw.
Optimization so bad it gives you headaches.

Maybe there is a decent game under single digits framerate stress, but no fix found online solved the issue and at this point i dont care.
Wonderful post-apocalyptic experience whit a couple heavy letdowns in form of unablanced boss fights and monsters in the last part.
Exceptional
Carnage.
«Blew my mind»
Fun little strategy game in the same vein as Pokemon.
Exceptional
I don't know why the fuck this series died, but we need to fix it somehow. 

The only fighting game with a multiplayer story mode where your characters' stats and moves are determined by actions taken during your playthrough.
«Blew my mind»
«Time-tested»
Exceptional
The game that got me hooked on turn-based RPGs. The fact that it's one of the only ones that are fully voiced is quite impressive.
«Time-tested»
«Sit back and relax»
Exceptional
I love wrestling. I love cheesecake. Perfect game.

In all seriousness, though, it has the fun gameplay of the wrestling games that use the HCTP engine (objectively the best one), along with a more cinematic gameplay focus. It'd still be great even if it wasn't softcore porn.
«Time-tested»
«Underrated»
I was so hype for this game, but it came out a mediocre mess with a ton of bugs and exploits.
«Buggy as hell»
«Disappointment of the year»
There are a lot of things that this game doesn't tell you, but if you take the time to learn it and stick it out, there are loveable, memorable characters that stick with you as long as a lot of hidden story under the surface.
«Liked before it became a hit»
«Constantly dying and enjoy it»
Review in Progress:
The game starts off quite simple, probably a bit too simple to be honest but it is trying to slowly tell you how you are supposed to play the game. And it does seem like it will be a fun formula. It looks like it will have some enjoyable crafting and resource management of sorts. Ive enjoyed the humour and I really like the comic book art style.

I died quite a bit at the beginning. I wasn’t focused on obtaining parts for upgrades and then getting out safely I was trying to do too much. I also wasn’t focusing on the ship descriptions enough. This game is less about the FPS combat and more about making a plan of attack. It’s a unique style of game. I’m liking it but one complaint I have is the button layout is weird and the character jumps like an inch. It’s so awkward jumping over objects that you are supposed to be able to jump over.

This game has excellent an upgrades system and resource management. The gameplay loop of planning where your ship goes, deciding which ships to board, what equipment to bring, and which route to take on-board is very enjoyable. A problem with this game is the gameplay is very basic. If this game was smoother and the FPS shooter elements were a bit more important then I think this game could hit a low A-.  As it stands, it’s a low B+. It is addicting though. Just one more ship. One more part. One more upgrade.

The game finished on a high. It didn't overstay it’s welcome. This was a fun filler game that wasn’t a large time commitment. 

Current Score: B+
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Fantasy space-based Facebook sim.
«Time-tested»
«Sit back and relax»
The first RPG that I got hooked on hard enough to play through 7 times in a row as a kid. I still play it to this day.
«Blew my mind»
«Can’t stop playing»
This game was so unique and hit really hard at times for me.
«Blew my mind»
Good, replayable mix between RTS and Tower Defense. Also the soundtrack is a bop.
«Time-tested»
«Underrated»
Exceptional
Thank you DONTNOD.
«Blew my mind»
«Time-tested»
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